The hottest way to protest in town- PLANKING!
Yes indeed hot na hot ngayon ang planking. Ewan ko na lang kung hindi ka pa napaisip na sumubok. Kung hindi mo pa naintindihan ang plankingmania, tanungin mo si Lolong the more than 20 foot long crocodile. Why? Well fyi, Lolong is an expert, he’s been planking all his life. Sabi ko nga hindi lang halata!
According to our mokongleaks, it is in fact intentional or no accident why planking and “Tuko-craze” were sensationalized sa halos sabay na pagkakataon. Besides Lolong the croc kasi, expert ata ang mga Tuko or Gecko sa planking. Imagine planking while chanting “tukkko!” Planking on the wall, planking sa kisame, planking sa likod ng aparador at kung saan-saan pa.
Kaya nga daw mahal sila sa merkado. What might comes next ay gamot na rin ang Planking sa AIDS o Cancer.
“Geckos are small to average sized lizards belonging to the family Gekkonidae, which are found in warm climates throughout the world. Geckos are unique among lizards in their vocalizations, making chirping sounds in social interactions with other geckos. There are 1,196 different species of geckos.” http://geckoinformation.info/
“The rules are simple: you must lie face down, palms flat against your sides, with your feet together and pointing at the floor. Points are awarded for an original location and for the number of spectators and participants involved. You must, of course, have somebody take a photo. Without a photo, you’re just a person lying down.”Tom Meltzer’s article @ guardian.co.uk.
Agad naman itong binara ng mga tumututol. “Freedom of expression ito and Cong Winnie you have no right to stop us from planking! Kahit sa grades namin!”
Sa sobrang init ng planking, nasagap ng ating mga mokong na tuko na nagpadala na daw ng pahiwatig si Lucio Tan na ibig nitong magpaturo ng planking.
Yes, madali lang naman magplanking kaya lang ang gusto daw ni Lucio Tan at handa siyang magbayad ng malaki, ay planking sa ibabaw ng Flag Carrier na pag-aari niya. Matindi pa ang gusto daw niya ay Planking while Flying bilang panapat sa ginawang mass die-in ng mga members ng PALEA.
After the planking actions done by several sectors like the drivers’ protest against oil price hike and the students’ protest against budget cuts, sectors affected by the Typhoon Pedring are also planking to call the attention of concern government agencies. To demand for solution to flooding they warned the government that they will be planking on the roofs of their houses if the flood will not subside. They also plan to do it sa baha but they fear na baka malunod sila.
Hindi na ko magugulat kung magbaba ng Anti-Planking Act, at idefine ito bilang isang terroristic act. Or magkaron ng “Planking-free zone” or freedom park for planking o kaya naman maging pangalan ito ng isang banda. At sisikat ang kanta nilang “Magplanking kayo!” habang pasigaw ang lead vocals ay sabay-sabay ang mga manunuod na magpa-plank. May panapat na sa headbang at sa slaman. Hahaha!
Just a reminder, kapag nag-planking ka at hindi sila nagtaka o nagulat, diyan ka mag-alala! Hahahaha!
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- The planking fad in NYC (markinthecity.com)
- Get on the Ball: Circling Plank (fitsugar.com)
- Whittle Your Waist With Side Planks (fitsugar.com)
- Squats vs. Elbow Planks (fitsugar.com)
- ‘Anti-planking’ law proposed in Philippines (cbc.ca)